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Monday, September 14, 2009

LETS SAVE PAPER

MY DEAR STUDENTS,

AS I TOLD U IN CLASS, LETS HELP TO SAVE OUR ENVIRONMENT BY DISCONTINUING PAER BILL, IF YOU ARE AN IDEA SUBSCRIBER TYPE ONLYEBILL TO 456

IF YOU ARE AN AIRTEL SUBSCRIBER TYPE STOP BILL and send it to 121

Saturday, September 12, 2009

DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMPLOYEES

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the Company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such A personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies to everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"

Monday, September 7, 2009

SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT CREDIT CARDS

1. Ever notice all your credit cards are of uniform shape and size? Their dimensions are governed by the ISO 7810 standard, an international standard for identification cards.

2. The expiration date on the card is “fake.” You can still use the card after its expiration date because the card number on your replacement will be the same.

3.Credit card numbers conform to the Luhn algorithm, which is just a simple checksum test on the number. What you do is start from the right and double each second digit (1111 becomes 2121), then add them all together, and you should end with a number evenly divisible by ten. If it doesn’t, it’s not a valid credit card number.

4. The first digit of the number is the Major Industry Identifier. 1/2 are for airlines, 3 is for travel/entertainment, 4/5 for banking and financial, 6 for merchandizing and financial, 7 for petroleum, 8 for telecommunications. 0 and 9 are for other assignments but you’ll likely never see them. If you look at an American Express card, you’ll see it starts with a 3, a throwback to their travel/entertainment roots.

5.The first six digits will correspond to the issuer, including the major industry identifier. 34xxxx/37xxxx are for American Express, 4xxxxx is for Visa, 51-55xxxx is for MasterCard, and 6011xx is for Discover.
The rest of the digits (except the last one, which is a checksum digit) is your account number.

6. Minors, those under the age of 18, are not obligated to pay back any charges to their credit cards (unless a parent co-signs, but then its the parent who is on the hook) because they are not allowed to enter into a binding contract.

THANK YOU SO MUCH

My Dear Students,

I wish to thank you all from the deepest corner of my heart for the honor given to your teacher on teacher's day. I pray to god to give you all success in life and may you touch the skies in your life.

Harpreet.